What are the Smurfs?

by admin on January 4, 2012

The Smurfs are little blue and white gnome-like characters created by Peyo (a.k.a. Pierre Culliford) in 1958 as a Belgian comic strip. They became very popular in North America in the 1980′s when The Smurfs t.v. show and licensed merchandise became available and have recently seen a resurgence in popularity with the release of the Smurfs movie featuring Katie Perry as Smurfette.

Let me be clear; I grew up in the 80′s and 90′s at the height of Smurf mania and was always puzzled by the cartoon. One female in a group of over 50 males? They don’t age, and there seems to be a baby, but it isn’t Smurfette’s baby? Where did this baby come from? The Smurfs were always fighting over who got to be Smurfette’s boyfriend and the show often featured petty little rivalries between them. Even more upsetting is Smurfette’s back story.

Smurfette was introduced into the comic strip in 1966. She was created by Gargamel as a Pinocchio - styled doll to infiltrate the Smurf village and create dissent and petty rivalries among the male populace. After spending some time in the village, Smurfette decided that she wanted to live there permanently, so Papa Smurf took her into his laboratory and changed her from a doll into a real Smurf, signified by her blonde hair (it was black when she was a doll).

Smurfette’s back story is a horrifying role model for girls: females are created/exist to create dissension between men and the only relationship that can exist between a man/woman or girl/boy is one of constant sexual tension. I know it is only a cartoon, and kids don’t really consider all of these things when watching it, but it is good to know, nonetheless.

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How Much Lego Do We Vacuum Up Every Year?

by admin on November 17, 2011

LEGO was created in Billund, Denmark

Clackity, clackity, clackity goes my vacuum cleaner. Oops, another piece of Lego gets sucked into the great oblivion. No big deal, I tell myself; the kids have lots and lots of Lego, one piece here and there will not make a dent in their collection. While this is true, it got me thinking; just how much Lego do we vacuum or sweep up every year? I work at a toy store in Courtenay, B.C., Canada and I have to listen daily to customer laments on the costliness of the world’s favorite toy. If every parent was like myself; preoccupied with the minutia required to keep a family of 4 on track, one little yellow brick is nothing in the grand scheme of things; but is it really?

How many thousands of dollars are we sucking up every year in a desperate attempt to stay on top of the professional messmakers we call children? The first step in answering this question starts with myself. I estimate, conservatively, I vacuum about 5 pieces of Lego per year. I have two kids, so that is 2.5 pieces of Lego per child, per year in my house. The latest Statistics Canada data available (2006) tells me there are 3,889,305 kids between the ages of 5 and 14 in Canada. So; assuming 2.5 pieces of Lego are done away with per child, we are looking at 9,723,262.5 pieces of Lego vacuumed up every year in Canada!

Almost 10 million pieces of Lego are vacuumed or swept per year!!! What does this mean for our collective pocketbooks? Well, each 1 x 1 square of Lego weighs approximately .55 grams (0.2 of an ounce). Most vacuum cleaners can handle a 1 x 1 square without too much complaint. I have a Dyson, which will suck the white off rice; so it can devour 2 x 2 bricks with ease, but I digress. I have done the math so you don’t have to. We, as Canadians suck up 5,348 kilograms (11,790 pounds) of Lego yearly. A quick trip to eBay told me that the going price for used Lego is about $6.83 US per pound (averaged over 9 completed listings). That is over $80,000 US dollars that we squander away collectively in Canada on this innocuous,  plastic brick!

Our neighbor to the south has many, many more professional messmakers. According to 2009 US Census data, there are 40,934,306 kids between the ages of 5 and 14 in the United States. American families vacuumed up 102,335,765 pieces of Lego in 2009! Assuming  1 x 1 squares (at 0.2 of an ounce) were the nasty little culprits, 123,827 pounds (give or take) were vacuumed up in the United States in 2009 representing over $845,738 US dollars worth of Lego.

Food for thought….

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What is the Difference Between Dolphins and Porpoises?

November 2, 2011

  The main difference between a dolphin and a porpoise is size; porpoises are generally smaller, reaching a length of up to 2.5 metres. The smallest dolphin, the Maui Dolphin, reaches just 1.2 metres. The largest member of the dolphin family is the Killer Whale or Orca, that can be up to 9.5 metres long. [...]

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What are Amino Acids?

September 28, 2011

There are different types of Amino acids; but this article refers to the Amino acids needed for protein synthesis in the human body. Amino acids are the building blocks of polypeptide chains which are the building blocks of protein. The human body uses 20 different amino acids in our genetic code. In most cases, our [...]

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What is a Rotator Cuff?

September 28, 2011

The Rotator Cuff is a group of four muscles that attach to the humerus and scapula to support the shoulder joint. The Glenohumeral joint (where the scapula and humerus meet, a.k.a. the shoulder) is a ball and socket style joint and due to the small surface area of each bone where they connect, it is [...]

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What is the Difference Between Smooth and Skeletal Muscle?

September 23, 2011

The human body has three different kinds of muscle: smooth, skeletal and cardiac. Smooth muscle is the involuntary, non striated muscle that is found in your digestive tract, blood vessels, lymph system, bladder, respiratory system, uterus, skin – almost any part of the body you can think of that requires movement of some type that [...]

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What is the Biggest Flower in the World?

September 19, 2011

The biggest flower in the world is the Rafflesia arnoldii, a.k.a. the Corpse Flower, so named because when blooming, it smells of rotting flesh. This flower is unusual in design in that it appears to have no stems, leaves or roots. The Rafflesia arnoldii grows as a parasite on the Tetrastigma vine. This flower takes [...]

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What is the Difference Between Astronomy and Astrology?

September 16, 2011

For two words so similar, they could hardly be more different in meaning. Astronomy is the study of celestial objects; in short, objects outside the Earth’s atmosphere. Astrology is a philosophy that teaches that placement of celestial objects – the sun, moon and stars determines and influences your personality. Astronomy is a science whereas Astrology [...]

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Different Types of Martial Arts Part II by Matt Williams

May 13, 2011

The Deadly Arts Part II In my last article, The Different Types of Martial Arts, I sought to assess the differences between the major martial arts of the world and what it is that truly sets them apart. After coming up with a basic four-tier system for categorizing them, whether they are internal or external, [...]

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What is the Difference Between Celsius and Fahrenheit?

April 28, 2011

Both Celsius and Fahrenheit are temperature measurement systems developed by scientists in the 1700′s.  The Celsius system was credited to Anders Celsius, a Swedish astronomer, who invented a virtually identical system 2 years before his death. Celsius’ original measurements where simply reversed; 100 degrees Celsius, in his original system was the freezing point of water [...]

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